PERSONALIZED SCHEDULE FOR SHARIF
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PERSONALIZED SCHEDULE FOR SHARIF •
For Sharif’s Special Eyes Only
DAY OF:
SATURDAY, September 2, 2023
WEDDING DAY
Welcome - 5:00pm
Please arrive promptly and just wait right there.
Ceremony – 5:30pm
Look, you’re already here. Does it really matter if this happens say, an hour later?
Cocktail Hour - 6:00pm
You will be rewarded for your patience with drinks and canapes. Not that you’d need to wait for anything, because this is totally the exact time everything is happening.
Seated Dinner - 7:00pm
Why was everyone at your table exactly an hour late? So weird. Probably best not to think about it, and discussing it would be off-putting to the other guests.
Dancing! - 8:30pm
Were you standing maybe a full hour longer than you expected at the beginning of all of this? Hey, just keep dancing!
After Party - 12:00am
We will carry you here if we must. Why would we need to do that? That’s such a smart question!